Happy Holidays?

As I've gained years to my life, not many compared to some, I've realized that most holidays are a waste of my life. Christmas seems to be the only holiday even worth noticing. All the other holidays, I don't get any presents for, and I don't get any cards with money in them. All I really get is another lousy day at work. Here's a list of holidays and how I feel about them.

Halloween- Waste of time, don't even get school off and if you go trick or treating you're usually insulted.

St. Patricks Day- Results in many drunken fights and car crashes and I'm not 21 yet so how is this any fun for me. All I get is pinched because I never remember what day it is.

Valentine's Day- Sucks.

Easter- From a religious perspective I suppose it's not to bad, but after that one year when I was five and got a robot gorilla for Easter I've never received another Easter present since. Just lot's of eggs that I give up looking for after 2 minutes.

Christmas Eve- Taken it back a couple months. This day does nothing for me also because it just so happens that Cracker Barrel is open on Christmas Eve so I have to work. At least they order us pizza.

President's Day- Gets me out of school, not to bad I suppose.

Memorial Day- Why can't we remember our troops earlier in the year and give me a day off school?

4th Of July- I suppose this one is all a matter of opinion because I personally get pretty bored with blowing things up after 4 hours of blowing things up.

TheEth Day- This holiday i admittingly love. We get off school, I get money and presents.

Thanksgiving- Me and this holiday have a love hate relatioship. I like the food, but that day at work is a horrible one.

There you have it, TheEth Day and Christmas, the only one's you should even consider celebrating.

-TheEth

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