Happy Holidays?

As I've gained years to my life, not many compared to some, I've realized that most holidays are a waste of my life. Christmas seems to be the only holiday even worth noticing. All the other holidays, I don't get any presents for, and I don't get any cards with money in them. All I really get is another lousy day at work. Here's a list of holidays and how I feel about them.

Halloween- Waste of time, don't even get school off and if you go trick or treating you're usually insulted.

St. Patricks Day- Results in many drunken fights and car crashes and I'm not 21 yet so how is this any fun for me. All I get is pinched because I never remember what day it is.

Valentine's Day- Sucks.

Easter- From a religious perspective I suppose it's not to bad, but after that one year when I was five and got a robot gorilla for Easter I've never received another Easter present since. Just lot's of eggs that I give up looking for after 2 minutes.

Christmas Eve- Taken it back a couple months. This day does nothing for me also because it just so happens that Cracker Barrel is open on Christmas Eve so I have to work. At least they order us pizza.

President's Day- Gets me out of school, not to bad I suppose.

Memorial Day- Why can't we remember our troops earlier in the year and give me a day off school?

4th Of July- I suppose this one is all a matter of opinion because I personally get pretty bored with blowing things up after 4 hours of blowing things up.

TheEth Day- This holiday i admittingly love. We get off school, I get money and presents.

Thanksgiving- Me and this holiday have a love hate relatioship. I like the food, but that day at work is a horrible one.

There you have it, TheEth Day and Christmas, the only one's you should even consider celebrating.

-TheEth

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Uncomfortable

Today I've chosen to list the top ten most uncomfortable things that I can think of. The list never stays the same for long due to the fact that there are many uncomfortable things on this rock we call Earth. I'm sure the list is different for every person but these things that I've thought of have to rank on every person's top 50 at least. These aren't really in order from worst to least worst just a random collection of bad things.


1. Having a tummy ache and being stuck in a hot classroom which you cannot leave.


2. Getting a weird pain in the corner of your nose which hurts alot.


3. Getting a porcupine's quills stuck in you.


4. Being slapped on the lower back.


5. Falling on your side and landing on your keys. Girls may not relate to this one due to the fact that they generally keep their keys in their purses rather then their tiny unuseful pockets.


6. Being poked in the eye.


7. Getting in a minor car accident. One where your just sore from the crash not dead.


8. Having a tummy ache in general.


9. Having a headache behind your eyes.


10. Getting punched in mid section when you're not ready for it.


Life brings many joys and many pains. But when it comes to these ten things, thinking about them almost scares me enough to make me want to just stay at home for the rest of my life. And actually some of these things could happen even if I do stay home, so I suppose the only solution is to plead insanity and be locked into a small white padded cell where no one ever gets to see me and my arms are tied to me in a straight jacket making it so I can't accidently poke myself in the eye.



-TheEth

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