Today I've chosen to list the top ten most uncomfortable things that I can think of. The list never stays the same for long due to the fact that there are many uncomfortable things on this rock we call Earth. I'm sure the list is different for every person but these things that I've thought of have to rank on every person's top 50 at least. These aren't really in order from worst to least worst just a random collection of bad things.
1. Having a tummy ache and being stuck in a hot classroom which you cannot leave.
2. Getting a weird pain in the corner of your nose which hurts alot.
3. Getting a porcupine's quills stuck in you.
4. Being slapped on the lower back.
5. Falling on your side and landing on your keys. Girls may not relate to this one due to the fact that they generally keep their keys in their purses rather then their tiny unuseful pockets.
6. Being poked in the eye.
7. Getting in a minor car accident. One where your just sore from the crash not dead.
8. Having a tummy ache in general.
9. Having a headache behind your eyes.
10. Getting punched in mid section when you're not ready for it.
Life brings many joys and many pains. But when it comes to these ten things, thinking about them almost scares me enough to make me want to just stay at home for the rest of my life. And actually some of these things could happen even if I do stay home, so I suppose the only solution is to plead insanity and be locked into a small white padded cell where no one ever gets to see me and my arms are tied to me in a straight jacket making it so I can't accidently poke myself in the eye.
-TheEth
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3 comments:
I agree with these list on uncomfortable things, but I would like to add some of my own.
1. Listening to Shakira singing "These hips don't lie" because she sounds like a wailing dying animal.
2. Breaking multiple bones in your body.
3. Having to poop when there is no toilet for you to use.
4. Pooping and finding out there is no toilet paper.
I agree with all of your list. And yeah, I fell on my keys once and OW! Joel is right, too.
I think you should make more lists like this. They are amusing and true!
lol no most uncomfortable thing def. has to rank, which some of you haven't experienced probably. Before going in for a colonscopy, drinking the 64 oz of laxatives... there is uncomfortable. Just the thought is horrible!
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