Well as life goes on we'll all encounter many different experiences. Same may be good, some may be bad, and some may end up getting the best of you. But no matter what happens to you, you should always perservere. So here it is.
10. Going on a blind date and your date turns out to not be what you hoped for. Maybe a dude. That would be bad.
9. Moving in with a roommate who does not have the best hygiene.
8. Living in the wild, with bears, when one turns on you. Ouch.
7. Being in a large body of water without the ability of swimming.
6. Being in the desert.
5. Being in the desert...... with no water.
4. Being in the plane about to crash with your tray table down and your seat not in its upright position.
3. Running with a pair of scissors and falling. You imagine what happened after that.
2. Having total strangers make you feel awkward by talking to you about things that you probably wouldn't even talk about with friends.
1. Being in the movie theatre, watching a good movie, when a drunk woman sits next to you. She then asks for napkins when you have none, asks how to turn off her phone when its her phone, and then staring at you saying some nonsense about white boys. Also she is talking very very loudly with her boyfriend so you can't pay attention to the movie.
May the gods have mercy on your soul and not give you number 1. Trust me, it's not fun. Basically some of the others you can get out of. Actually most of them your going to die in, so do your best to avoid these things, and if you ever end up in one of these situations, remember my blog as your dying thought.
-TheEth
10. Going on a blind date and your date turns out to not be what you hoped for. Maybe a dude. That would be bad.
9. Moving in with a roommate who does not have the best hygiene.
8. Living in the wild, with bears, when one turns on you. Ouch.
7. Being in a large body of water without the ability of swimming.
6. Being in the desert.
5. Being in the desert...... with no water.
4. Being in the plane about to crash with your tray table down and your seat not in its upright position.
3. Running with a pair of scissors and falling. You imagine what happened after that.
2. Having total strangers make you feel awkward by talking to you about things that you probably wouldn't even talk about with friends.
1. Being in the movie theatre, watching a good movie, when a drunk woman sits next to you. She then asks for napkins when you have none, asks how to turn off her phone when its her phone, and then staring at you saying some nonsense about white boys. Also she is talking very very loudly with her boyfriend so you can't pay attention to the movie.
May the gods have mercy on your soul and not give you number 1. Trust me, it's not fun. Basically some of the others you can get out of. Actually most of them your going to die in, so do your best to avoid these things, and if you ever end up in one of these situations, remember my blog as your dying thought.
-TheEth
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